Sir Joe Chuckles

Awards

Knighted by the Hanson Quartet for his contribution to locker room intelectual conversation.

Comemerated with a Sir Joe Memorial day – first person to ever have a memorial day whilst still technically alive – December 21st.

Eagles Birthday Award 2007-08

Quotes

Crispy: “Dave when’s your birthday?”

Dave: “When’s my Birthday?…… When’s my Birthday?…… Ummm Its on the website” “Most of my Birthdays fall on the weekend”

“I usually look out the windows when I drive”

Sir Joes 101 Excuses to Avoid a Game

1. Its Late
2. Its Cold
3. I cant get over the boards
4. I can’t play on Saturday cos my Uncles next door neighbour’s, brothers, book makers, mothers cat is having a birthday party.
5. I may be gay.
6. To be continued……

   Dreams

   Dreams of being as good looking as the clubs committee ( keep dreaming Sir Joe!!)

   Has a recurring dream of riding a unicycle whilst wearing just a pair of Neil Ellertons pants – he likes em tiggght. Every time he falls off he wakes up.

   Once fought aliens that had landed and came rising up out of the Taff – but they were not like the aliens in war of the Worlds these were Ninja aliens. We can all sleep safe knowing Super Dave is there protecting our world from pesky aliens.

   Pimp My Ride

   Sir Joe loves nothing more than pimping his car.